217956

Joke of the Day

"My Load Is So Big Jokes http://myloadissobig.blogspot.com/"

"Brb taking my potted plant for a walk ""And that is tha sunshine, and this is another plant, you guys can't be friends he lives outside"""

"If ""loving you"" is wrong, then i don't want to be right!"

"What do you call the men I kidnap and jerk off against their will? Stroke Victims."

"what's the difference between a cat and compound sentence? one has claws at the end of it's paws...the other has a pause at the end of it's clause."

"When I bought pizza today my hands started to spasm You could say I got Little Seizures."

"Rodman, Rogen and Jong-un walk into a bar...(add your punchline because I don't have un!)"

"Women just want security At least that's what they start yelling when I try to talk to them!"

"What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it? Forget-me-knots!"

"Did you see the story about the psychic dwarf escaping prison? The headline was ""Small medium at large""."