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Joke of the Day

"what's the difference between a cat and compound sentence? one has claws at the end of it's paws...the other has a pause at the end of it's clause."

"What's another word for a face tattoo? An everlasting jobstopper."

"My dog got into a bag of baking soda this morning ...and now she's a basic bitch"

"Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin? A: So he could look up some college buddies who moved up there during the war."

"Why couldn't Hillary win the election? Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins."

"Apparently sleeping your way to the top, doesn't mean dozing off in meetings or taking naps in the copier room."

"What's invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts!"

"What is the definition of ""trust?"" Two cannibals giving each other head."

"Did you hear about the math teacher who forgot his lunch money? He buynomeal"

"My car dealer will subtract the number of upvotes from my purchase price. When I spend more than $100 000"