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Joke of the Day
"When I bought pizza today my hands started to spasm You could say I got Little Seizures."
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"What did the letter O say to the letter Q? ""Hey, your dick is hanging out"""
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"""BALL SO HARD MUTHAF--KAS WANNA FINE ME."" ""Grandma, just pay the parking ticket..."""
"How do you keep an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you later."
"What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question? ..."