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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the men I kidnap and jerk off against their will? Stroke Victims."
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"I think I invented some new Kama sutra moves trying to reach the remote without getting up."
"Kid: Daddy, where do babies come from? Dad: Storks deliver them Kid: but where do baby storms come from? Dad: ...Fuck."
"What do you call weaponized sushi? A combat roll"
"Princess Diana died of dandruff They found her head and shoulders in the glove box."
"What do the Irish say when they cheers their beer? Good Mornin'!"
"Which country has a drug-addicted king? Hyrule."
"Why is the part of a woman between her hips and her breasts called a waist? Because they could have easily fitted in another pair of tits there..."
"Mayonnaise is cum. When you put it on a sandwich, you're spreading cum on your bread. When you ask for it on a burger, you ordered cum."
"why did the lawyer of a satanist go to hell because he was playing devils advocate"