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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why do dogs chase their tails? A: They want to make ends meet."
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"It's so cold this morning I had to seperate my dogs poop into two seperate bags and use them as hand warmers."
"I want my hearse to have 'JUST DIED' written on the windshield with cans tied to the rear bumper."
"What idiot named it the English Channel instead of the BB Sea"
"A woman came in for a job interview wearing an abacus on her head. I hired her right on the spot. It's so hard to find employees who you can count on."
"[religion]What's the difference between Jezus and a picture of Jezus? You only need one nail to hang the picture"
"What is a bullfighter's favourite type of car? A cabri - ole"
"A man told me there was a Pikachu in the back of his white van. When I jumped in, it appeared that he was mistaken."
"A polar bear walks into a bar Sez, ""l'll take a gin .... [ ] .... ..... and tonic."" Bartender sez, ""Why the big pause""?"
"""youre acting like a big baby"" wow great observation dipshit i am basically a baby that has aged a lot and gained weight. we all are"