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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why do dogs chase their tails? A: They want to make ends meet."

"What do you call a bee from US? USB"

"I do have a swimmers body, he's been in my trunk for days"

"Every squirrel is a flying squirrel if you've got a good throwing arm."

"Game of Thrones: Now with 100 percent more zombies! The Walking Dead should fire back by adding kingdoms."

"If my love life was a movie it would be Demolition Man... ...starring Sylvester Still-alone."

"Never feel like you're too small to make a difference. After all, a tiny raisin has the ability to RUIN EVERYTHING ITS BAKED IN."

"What do you call gay Jewish people? REAL FRUIT JEWS xD"

"Women shouldn't work outside the home. It's STEVE Jobs, not EVE Jobs."

"It's really cold this year in Motown... Three Degrees... Four Tops"