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Joke of the Day

"A man told me there was a Pikachu in the back of his white van. When I jumped in, it appeared that he was mistaken."

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"I masturbate about myself masturbating about myself masturbating... Inceptcestuous."
"Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president... ...and 50 for Miss America?"
"Two duck hunters You know about the two duck hunters who were found dead in Texas? The lawyer for the defence says the accused acted in self defence and that the community says duck lives matter too."
"*phone rings* Wife: Quick! Pretend I'm not in!"" Me: *dresses baby up in Superman costume & duct tapes him to ceiling fan* Wife - ""...."""""
"September is Alzheimer's Awareness month... remind me tomorrow."
"In the updated version of The Sixth Sense, Bruce Willis figures out he's dead when he sees his name trending on Twitter."
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