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Joke of the Day
"How many dyslexics does it change to take a light bulb?"
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"How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math? Carry the Juan"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bolivia ! Boliva who ? Boliva me I know what I'm talking about !"
"Can't wait for it to get dark earlier so I can pick my nose in traffic."
"Any funny student council election catchphrases for posters? I made jokes for last years sophomore election but can not think of any for this year. Any help redditors?"
"An old lady's beloved pair of pet rabbits died So she took them to the taxidermist to get them stuffed. The taxidermist asked her ""would you like them mounted?"" ""No"" she replied, ""just holding hands."""
"What is Spiderman's perfect job? A web designer. ^^^^^sorry!"
"I removed my windshield wipers and now I don't get parking tickets. Suck it."
"*interrupts your baby's first words* ""IF A PANDA WEARS A HANDKERCHIEF IT'S CALLED A PANDANA."""
"<---- homeless romantic"