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Joke of the Day

"How many dyslexics does it change to take a light bulb?"

"So an Irishman walks into a pub... What else is new?"

"I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night, or ""foreplay"" as she likes to call it..."

"What lottery did the broom win? The sweepstakes."

"Why do Japanese people have slanty eyes? Atomic bombs are realllllly bright."

"Me: (Insert inspirational quote here) Wife: Wow. That's deep, who said that? Me: I did. Didn't you hear me speak just now?"

"Did you hear about the fly that flew through a screen door? He strained himself."

"My friend's 6-year-old was being obnoxious. The mature thing to do was to tell him to settle down. I challenged him to a rap battle."

"I bet ""All You Need is Love"" was easier to write on a full stomach."

"Can I legally change my name to the same name, but with a bigger font?"