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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a hookers fart? A prostitoot"
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"I was casually playing while my teammate wrote ""I fucked your mom last night"" I replied ""no you didn't"" Then my dad ran into my room and told me that he indeed did."
"Why are there so many doctors in India? Because about 20 million people are Sikh."
"What's a mohel's favorite drink? Bloody D"
"A man overdosed on viagra It was the hardest day of his life"
"Porn Hub has pledged to plant a new tree for every hundred videos viewed on its site. The amount of tissue paper I get through, I'm still not sure that's environmentally sustainable."
"She told me to give her 9 inches, and make it hurt. So i fucked her 3 times, and punched her in the nose"
"Tardiness makes me extremely angry. As my late wife found out."
"I was wondering what my parents did without the internet and none of my 7 siblings could tell me"
"How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas? He felt his presents."