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Joke of the Day

"""Who'd win in a wresting match? Lemmy or God?"" ""Trick question. Lemmy IS God.""-Air Heads RIP Lemmy."

"I just saw a girl pay for a drink. Is everyone okay?"

"What are Hillary Clinton's favorite shoes? Platform Flip flops !"

"What do you call Mike Tyson on drugs? Methed up"

"I'm sick of my mate Adam. He walks round like he's gods gift to women."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never paid $40 to watch a garbanzo bean.."

"Why do polo bears like bald men ? Because they have a great white bear place !"

"Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth? He wanted to smoke a joint!"

"Did I tell you I'm joining a gym in Gainesborough? Because I'm all about those gains bro"

"TRUTH: cop teaches class on drug awareness ""honestly guys... pot isn't bad for you"" *class gives standing ovation* *cop starts breakdancing*"