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Joke of the Day

"I started a company... I started q company selling land mines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof"

"You can't spell dad without a"

"Twat did you say? I cunt hear you. Iv got an ear infucktion. Better assk again."

"Star Wars Force Awakens joke Im Seriously concerned about new star wars. If this continues, Well then im very interested, How will the Rey with her training, run with Old Skywalker on her back"

"North Korea's launch code B A"

"Did you hear about the man without a penis? He came out of nowhere!"

"Brings sexy back. Gets charged $5,275.00 in late fees."

"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but it's hard to get them in!"

"As a bootleg vet, I get asked to turn cats into dogs it's a ruff job."

"A guy says to a girl ""hey, can I smell your feet?"" She says ""NO!!"" ""Oh, it must be your pussy then."""