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Joke of the Day
"What pokemon does South America have that other continents don't? Zikachu."
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"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the ""P"" is silent."
"What is Donald Trump's favorite river? Denial."
"They're calling the internet a drug now. Don't worry, though. It's not as bad as Cocaine or Heroin. They're calling it a 503 bad gateway drug."
"NATURAL BLONDE Q: What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair? A: Artifical intelligence."
"MAN!! My boss is always all ""Blah blah blah!"", ""You're late!"", and ""Get me more pictures of Spiderman!!"""
"What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead. I'll give these two a lift. Edit: Someone didn't like the word guys in it"
"People who criticize the year 2016 seem to have forgotten that back in May McDonald's accidentally gave me a Chicken McNugget with my fries."
"What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights? Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees."
"How does one respond to a black guy sending you a dick pic? TL;DR"