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Joke of the Day

"You know what I'd say to the victims of the Russia-Ukraine conflict? Crimea River"

"I dated a girl that wore a mood ring. When happy it would be a pretty blue colour. When she was mad it made a big oval mark on my forehead."

"What did the hipster say the day after thanksgiving? I liked the leftovers before they were cool."

"I think I will have to go to the doctor soon. My father is a hypochondriac and I think it's hereditary. I'm starting to see the symptoms."

"How did Donald Trump won with his poor vocabulary? He's the only candidate that America finally understands.."

"MOTHER PIG: What did you learn in school today? FIRST PIGLET: Oink! Oink! SECOND PIGLET: Oink! Oink! THIRD PIGLET: Woof! Woof! MOTHER PIG: What? THIRD PIGLET: I'm taking a foreign language."

"The Vietnamese world domination: one nail salon at a time."

"When the punchline is in the title. What's the worst kind of joke?"

"Jewish house on Christmas You know if a house is Jewish on Christmas if there's a parking meter on the roof."

"brought a knife onto a flight just so the security agents would tackle me because sometimes it's just nice to be held."