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Joke of the Day

"Supposedly a banana a day can help prevent colon cancer Doc forgot to mention you're supposed to eat them."

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"Do you know how the store Menards got its name? A pirate was kicked in the nuts and he went, ""Arr! Me-nards!"""
"Runs away from you... Looks back to laugh at you... Runs into pole."
"""the uk couldn't POSSIBLY leave"" ""trump couldn't POSSIBLY be president"" ""we couldn't POSSIBLY start eating each other out of necessity"""
"I lost 80 pounds a while back... British prostitutes are expensive."
"What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it be R... but a true pirate always favors the C."
"So an orca's prey tried to escape But his fate was sealed"
"What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital? An Oncologist"
"My cat just sneezed directly into my eyeballs so I'll probably be dead soon. Goodbye, guys. No, you can't have my stuff."
"Oh my god, hotels. Relax. My stay was fine."
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