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Joke of the Day
"I like my girls like Han from Star Wars with a hairy Wookie."
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"Supposedly anagrams of people's names give you clues to how they're going to die... ... and [Hugh Dennis](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugh_Dennis) is an anagram of ""hung in shed""."
"What is the only reason Bill Clinton is excited about possibly going back into the White House? He gets more interns."
"Hey, ladies, if you look like a snake swallowed a rib cage you're too skinny."
"If you catch a Gecko by it's tail... If you catch a Gecko by it's tail, it will detach itself from it and grow a new one. A lot like Hillary's political policies."
"What do you call it when wolves get bad breath? Howl-itosis."
"Bruce Willis is never content with how hard he dies."
"My German friend told me to pick him up dry wine. I brought the bottle to his house and he said, ""Thanks, where are the other two?"""
"When a coworker pisses me off, I like to write his name down for 23 boxes of girl scout cookies on the form in the break room"
"What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed? ""Holy Sheet!"""