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Joke of the Day
"What has been confirmed when Ariana Grande spat on the donuts? She's a spitter, not a swallower."
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"why don't black people go on cruises? Because they already fell for that shit once."
"3 rings in a man's life 1. Engagement ring 2. Wedding ring 3. Suffering"
"I wake up every day in a house built by slaves -Melania Trump, 2020"
"My English teacher is living proof that Grammar Nazis still exist. Sorry... Alt-Write."
"""Fee Fi Fo Fum"" is the ""HAY HAY GIIRLFRIEEEND"" of giant speak."
"Roses are red, Violets are blue... Pornhub is down, your facebook will do ( )"
"What's the British equivalent to hit it and quit it. Bang her and dash."
"Just read ""four years after pregnancy 38% of moms still were not drinking"" I think it's safe to say this survey was not done on Twitter."
"What do you call a promiscuous girl in special ed? A tater thot"