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Joke of the Day

"Just read ""four years after pregnancy 38% of moms still were not drinking"" I think it's safe to say this survey was not done on Twitter."

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"The Quran is like weed If you burn it you get stoned."
"-1 8 3.14 And it was delicious"
"Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles? Because his wife died. Also; what is Forest Gump's password? 1Forest1"
"What do you call a dictionary on drugs? Addictionary"
"When I die I want to invite my college group mates to my funeral and have them bury me So they can let me down one last time"
"Ask me if I'm a tomato"
"What did the leper say to the prostitute? you can keep the tip"
"Finally made it with a Chinese midget .. It didn't last Tu Long though"
"The first rule of procrastination club is: Google some weird shit then take a nap."