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"What do you call a promiscuous girl in special ed? A tater thot"

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"What symphony is a pedophiles favorite? Mozarts' Flute in A minor"
"Q: How can you tell if it's a trombone player you're kissing? A: You feel his hand going up your ass!"
"The diamond ring on your finger says ""married"" but the reveling clothes you are wearing says ""still looking."""
"How do you kill a circus? Go for the juggler!"
"ooh n aah Q whats the difference between ooh and aah? A About 3 inches."
"HAHAHAHAHAHAH donald trump and hillary are stranded on a boat, and it sinks, so who survives? AMERICA"
"My uncle is a farmer. Last year he won an award for outstanding in his field."
"Keep reaching for the stars but get a better deodorant."
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