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Joke of the Day
"I wake up every day in a house built by slaves -Melania Trump, 2020"
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"Two priests in a car... ... as a cop pulls them over. ""Sir, we are looking for two child molesters..."" The priests look at each other and after a short moment the driver says: ""Okay, we'll do it"""
"Star Wars: The Force Awakens comes out this week. I predict someone will shoot up a theater Don't worry though, it'll be a storm trooper and he'll miss everyone."
"What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt? A pussy makes your cock feel nice and makes you cum, a cunt is who owns the pussy."
"What do you call a big fish that makes you an offer you can't refuse? The Codfather."
"What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's 20 of them."
"What rings twice and screams once? Ray Charles answering the iron"
"What do you call a masturbating bull? Beef Stroganoff"
"I know how we can solve the California water crisis Collect all the sweat drops from John Boyega"
"If an assassin killed exclusively Utility Workers, would that make him a PUD Whacker?"