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Joke of the Day
"Some days, I wish I had a button to restore myself to my original factory settings"
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"What's the difference between a Greyhound terminal and a lobster with a boob job? One's a crusty bus station."
"Watson, Sherlock Holmes's faithful assistant, asked, ""What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?"" Sherlock replied, ""Alimentary, my dear Watson."""
"How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Hella."
"After 5 years of therapy, my therapist finally said something that brought tears to my eyes. 'No hablo ingles'"
"i hate it when i eat a slice of bread and it grows into a bread tree in my stomach"
"Did you hear about the group of people who stole a dozen boxes of Viagra? Police are looking for hardened criminals."
"Oh OK thanks for the tip, I was actually planning on letting the bed bugs bite but good call"
"How do you know if your girlfriend is getting fat? She doesn't fit into your wife's clothes anymore."
"/r/jokes also went private, but not the whole thing Just jokes!"