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Joke of the Day
"Oh OK thanks for the tip, I was actually planning on letting the bed bugs bite but good call"
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"I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure."
"I wrote your name in the snow You should recognize it. It was your mom's handwriting."
"Doctor's wife was told she was terrible in bed. After coming home late, the Doctor accused her of cheating. She responded, ""I wasn't out cheating, I was out getting a second opinion."""
"Song Name?"
"Does the census keep track of adults who sleep in their work clothes and shower three times a week? I need friends"
"Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor? Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart."
"What happens when a guy addicted to banging fat chicks doesn't get laid. Width-drawals."
"How does Super Mario contact his dead brother? Using a Luigi board!"
"You'll know when it hits 0 degrees because all the Canadians will be wearing shorts, playing frisbee and BBQing outside."