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Joke of the Day
"/r/jokes also went private, but not the whole thing Just jokes!"
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"I was in a 3rd grade talent show and told a few jokes. I quickly got escorted off the stage because I'm 30 and should be at work."
"My internet boyfriend doesn't know about my real life boyfriend, which makes two of them."
"Is it wrong to watch porn alongside a Disney inspirational video? I'm not saying I did it I'm just wondering if I should stop"
"I'm still waiting for the episode of Extreme Home Make Over where they demolish a hobo's cardboard box and build him a crate..."
"Me: We spend a lot of time together. Her: Turn left. Me: Just think we should take this to the next level. Her: Arriving at destination."
"what are the best sort of bees? boobies"
"My wife said sex with me is like a supersoaker water gun! Just two pumps and a squirt!"
"The bright side of global warming is that 100% of our great grandchildren will own beachfront property."
"Santorum pulls out after repeatedly coming in number two"