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Joke of the Day

"After 5 years of therapy, my therapist finally said something that brought tears to my eyes. 'No hablo ingles'"

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"My heart says cheese dip but my jeans say for the love of god woman eat some celery."
"I am a man with convictions. Mostly because I have a really terrible lawyer."
"Political joke Donald Trump"
"[god on LSD creating Donald Trump What if a car alarm that constantly goes off for no reason were a person?"
"What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? ""Quack, quack."""
"How do you ""titty fuck"" a seven-year old? Break her shoulders"
"Bacon eggs and toast walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says ""sorry we don't serve breakfast here"""
"What is a feminists least favourite subject at school? Triggernometry."
"How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree? Boy trees have woodpeckers."