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Joke of the Day

"How do you know if your girlfriend is getting fat? She doesn't fit into your wife's clothes anymore."

"If Donald Trump had a band, what would be its name? Donald Trump and the Trumpets Their first single : We built this wall."

"I don't get this joke A guy woke up after being frozen for 1000 years, someone asked how he felt and he said he was okay with an emphasis on the o"

"What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater? That was the most violent book I've ever read.........."

"A termite walks into a bar... He says, ""Is the bar tender here?"""

"Q: What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A: A roamin' Catholic!"

"Two blondes walking down the hood and one said: -Wait.. I smell sperm... someone is fu*king nearby!!... The other one responded: -Nah, I just belched"

"Felt like my car was going to blow over from this wind today. I feel bad for the smart cars that are probably stuck in trees."

"Dynamite fishing Sounds like a blast"

"I discovered a Star Wars themed sex technique... I call it the Hands Solo"