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Joke of the Day

"How many Feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Men can be Feminists, too."

"If someone asks for advice, just tell em to follow their heart. No idea what that shit means but at least they're not talking to you anymore"

"My neighbour told me I'd left my lights on. I told her she'd left her big nose on."

"New Thanksgiving trend Forget Black fiday how about BLACK RIOT MONDAY"

"YOU ARE GROUNDED!!!! ~ me, yelling hilarious shit at the beef in this grocery store."

"Whats the Diffrence Between Hitler and Usain Bolt? One can acctualy finish a race"

"Raise your arms and run through the police crime scene tape like you're finishing a marathon."

"I didn't think it was funny when I first wrote this one... I gair aunty this is gonna be five steps removed from swishing nebraskan listerine on a gold claim. ...I was right."

"Very few people actually have celiacs. They're usually pretty stern."

"Guy knocking on bathroom door after sex: I think I love you. Me stringing tampons together, making a rope to climb out the window: Okay...."