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Joke of the Day
"Raise your arms and run through the police crime scene tape like you're finishing a marathon."
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"Kidnapper: Pay up or I'll leak your nudes Me: So what? K: Then I'll tweet your drafts M: Ok don't do anything crazy we can work this out"
"I am used but in good condition."
"What is the most romantic city in England? Loverpool!"
"Women... can't live with them and the alternative is literally a pain in the ass."
"What's worse than waking up at a party and finding a penis drawn on your face? Finding out it was traced."
"Why Obama shouldn't take the penny out of circulation. He said he would bring change, not take it away."
"Celebrity dumping an ice bucket on himself to raise money? Cute. Humanity dumping an ice cap on itself to raise sea levels? HILARIOUS."
"I hate spelling errors. I mean, one simple mistake and your entire post is urined."
"My roommate wouldn't let me name our wireless network 'Bill Wi the Science Fi' because he has no sense of humor."