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Joke of the Day
"Raise your arms and run through the police crime scene tape like you're finishing a marathon."
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"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
"What's the most popular white wine All Lives Matter"
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"Why does Jay Z love Christmas? Because he's the best wrapper alive."
"Malaysia has some of the world's best magicians They make entire planes disappear."
"What did Hansel and Gretel say when the witch put them in the oven? She diabeetus!"
"They say revolution breeds revolution. Resistance is fertile."
"My boobs are nice so I don't have to be."
"A guy ran into a bar... ...he had to be hospitalized."