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Joke of the Day

"I used to be a banker... But then I lost interest."

"I turned into a transformer last night... And boy are my arms tires"

"What do you call a group of pigs? A precinct."

"[date] Me: *ok don't let her know I'm a bull* Her: ""so what are some red flags for you?"" Me: *sweating* ""haha red flags? Where?"""

"What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play? ""Don't get your sheets dirty!"""

"Q: What's red and not there? A: No Tomatoes."

"Kanye West says he's the Michael Jordan of music. If he's talking about the time when Michael Jordan was playing baseball, I totally agree."

"What's the difference between a prostitute and a member of ISIS? One sucks and makes you explode, the other explodes and it sucks"

"What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr? Nap-kin"

"Nerdy joke What did the web server told the browser? My <BODY> is ready. What did the browser answer? Please give me <HEAD> first."