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Joke of the Day
"If advil is ibuprofen, and tylenol is acetaminophen, what is viagra? Micoxafalin."
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"What's the difference between reddit and resturant ? Restaurants have better servers."
"Breaking news! A man who tried to sue an airline company about his missing luggage has lost his case"
"So I was feeling down the other day... My friend wanted to cheer me up, so he told me 10 jokes to make me feel better. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did."
"What do you get from a Hebrew genie? A coupon for 10% off three Jewishes"
"Have you heard the joke about the 13-inch ruler? Never mind. It's too long."
"How can you tell a mechanic just had sex? Two of his fingers are clean."
"[job interview] Me: Time travel Boss: What is your biggest strenWHAT?!"
"Dad joke I just had with my girlfriend GF: *sigh GF: *sigh GF: *sigh Me: That's like 3 sighs in 30 seconds. GF: And they all probably meant different things. Me: I guess I need to know sigh language."
"What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common? They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things."