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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris's version of a ""chocolate milkshake"" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel."

"I failed my chemistry lab exam. I was in the middle of performing a chemical reaction but I got sued by the Fine Bros."

"What do you call a pregnant air hostess Pilot error"

"What if when the machines gain self awareness they just constantly text us and ask what we're up to and invite us to play FB games"

"I can tell a train has been through here recently... You know how I can tell? Cause there is its tracks."

"How can I smile when 28% of Americans aren't getting enough fiber?"

"I like my drinks like I like my women. Whatever's available."

"I love when people say ""If people hate you, it only means you're doing something right."" Because that's what Hitler would say."

"Dear Redditors. Sad news today. The guy who invented beastiallity drowned yesterday. He sleeps with the fishes now."

"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween? I'll be Bach"