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Joke of the Day

"A guy walks into a bar He has a frog on his shoulder, the bartender says Hey where'd ya get that? The frog says it started out as a wart on my ass."

"What did one sub-orbital jet propulsion engineer say to the other? This ain't exactly rocket science."

"My friend said I twist everything to my advantage. I took it as a compliment."

"Robin Williams joke from Bicentennial Man A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, ""Make me one with everything."""

"I'm glad i know sign language It's pretty handy"

"My head hurts worse than your life sucks. Too bad a couple of Advil can't help your patheticism."

"How much do Rabbi's charge for their circumcisions? Nothing. They just keep the tips."

"Satan: And this is the TV room. Me: This isn't so bad. *turns on TV* *only thing showing is golf*"

"Do not tell a kid you didn't understand his joke unless you have 4 hours free to hear the explanation."

"What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral? The corpse."