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Joke of the Day
"Satan: And this is the TV room. Me: This isn't so bad. *turns on TV* *only thing showing is golf*"
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"Before updating my status l always test it on my wife first. If she rolls her eyes and leaves the room, l know it has potential."
"Wow this vegetarian rock music is really good. It's like nothing I've ever herbivore"
"What's Iraq's favourite sitcom? Men behaving Baghdadly."
"Knock Knock.... P2:Whos there? P1:A bonus P2:A bonus who? P1: A bonus something a dog likes to chew on"
"She had silky hair and legs that went on for days. I was in bed with a horse."
"How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw em."
"My wife is divorcing me, apparently she is sick of all my flower puns... I asked her ""Where's this stemming from petal?"""
"I always mean what I say. Sometimes, I didn't mean to say it out loud."
"Dad: Where were you? Earth wire: Hanging out with live and Neutral Dad: You grounded"