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Joke of the Day

"Him: You need to work on your communication skills Me: [through megaphone right up in his face] PLEASE BE MORE SPECIFIC"

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"I was gonna make a joke about hitting the gym ...maybe tomorrow"
"Statistics say that 1/3 of people cheat in their relationships Which got me thinking, Is it my wife or is it my girlfriend who is cheating?"
"Wolves are just wild dogs who can't get enough of the woods I guess."
"Places I'd Rather Not Live - Paradox, New York - Crapo, Maryland - Boogertown, North Carolina - Spasticville, Kansas - Hellhole, Idaho - Purgatory, Maine - Girdletree, Maryland - Rabbithash, Kentucky"
"Back to Future II is so unrealistic not a single person takes a selfie or gets bullied on the internet"
"Why are the_donald users not cucks? First of all you'd need a girlfriend to begin with."
"How often do I make chemistry jokes? Periodically. I made one yesterday, but it had no reaction."
"Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple? She's Got The Jack"
"'Do Not Touch' Must be one of the scariest things to read in Braille"
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