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Joke of the Day
"How much do Rabbi's charge for their circumcisions? Nothing. They just keep the tips."
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"You know what sucks? A vacuum! You know what else sucks? An overused, crappy joke."
"That awkward moment when you run into your old pizza guy and you're with your new much younger pizza guy."
"What do you call a dog magician?"
"What do you call a Chinese orange? A Mandarin"
"I'm thinking about bottling my own urine and selling it. I'll call it ""I Can't Believe It's Not Bud Light."""
"What is the preferred coffee drink of people with alzheimer's? The Iforgotto"
"What does Rick and the Llama have in common? Caaaaarl!!"
"What do you call a car if you don't know its gender? Mitsuheshe."
"Why the long face? ""A horse walks into the bar and the bartender comes over and says, 'Why the long face?'"" - Not my original for sure, but always makes me smirk."