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Joke of the Day

"Do not tell a kid you didn't understand his joke unless you have 4 hours free to hear the explanation."

"I really can't tell you what I'll be doing this time in 4 years... ... as I do not have 20/20 vision."

"If theres one thing ive learnt in the past dating magnets It's that they're very attractive"

"[1st date] Me: ""So, what do you do?"" Her: ""I'm a Herpetologist."" Me: ""Great! [pulls pants down] How bad is this?"""

"This is a really offensive football joke... So the defense won't get it."

"How do you find will smith in a blizzard? Look for fresh prince"

"Every time you watch Jersey Shore another book commits suicide"

"fyi it turns out you CAN get kicked out of Jimmy John's for calling the sprouts ""vegetable sperms"" live and learn I guess"

"Do you know what looks funny? s p o u ,no u p no"

"My girlfriend treats me like a god She ignores me till she wants to ask for something"