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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend has 206 bones in her body. 205, 204, 203, 202, 201... She'll make a great soup."

"Bill and Ben are in the bath... Bill says ""flob-a-dob-a-dob!"" Ben says ""you do that again, and I'm getting out..."""

"Chuck Norris, the actor, film producer and screenwriter died in his house today at 76 years of age He is now feeling much better and has fully recovered from this minor annoyance"

"What do you get when you cross an Elephant with a Rhino? HellifIknow!"

"Where does Vladimir keep his shit? In a Putin"

"What is a Jew's favorite Mexican food? Carne Masada"

"Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field."

"when zombies can't sleep it's called inzombnia holy shit that was a huge slice of comedy pie I bet you're all full now I sure am"

"I can't think of a single reason to use an idiom If you ask me, they're for the birds"

"How do fish get high? Seaweed"