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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend has 206 bones in her body. 205, 204, 203, 202, 201... She'll make a great soup."

"What do miss Frizzle and the catholic church have in common? They've both been in little boys."

"I sleep better naked...why can't the flight attendant understand this?"

"My first joke ever... Seriously Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the cock!"

"I found out I'm part Native American..... my beard is Apache."

"A half Chinese, half Italian mobster came into my store today He made me an offer I couldn't understand"

"Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach? He didn't want people to see his tan lines."

"How man redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason."

"I was in a relationship with a chimera, but it got weird. She wouldn't stop calling me ""daddy""."

"I'll never forget my grandfather's last words ... ""Stop shaking the fucking ladder you little cunt!"""