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Joke of the Day

"""Give me the best quality TV commercial I can get for $57!"" -Every attorney apparently"

"Why do women parachutists wear cups? So they won't whistle on the way down."

"What's a rabbits' favourite car? Any make just as long it's a hutchback!"

"What gets bigger every time I see my wife. My wife."

"Let's hold off calling dolphins the smartest animal until they stop getting caught in nets."

"He is on that bird call website a lot. - My Mom describing me on twitter to older relatives at get-togethers."

"There is now a blood test to determine gender attraction. It checks homogloben levels."

"Yes, 911?... Yeah, this guy is wearing green-colored skinny jeans and he has a really hot girlfriend. So do I judge him...or her?"

"What does the perverted frog say? Rubbit!"

"Two condoms are walking down the street when they walk by a gay bar. One condom says to the other ""Hey man, wanna get shit-faced?"""