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Joke of the Day
"What did one gay sperm say to the other? ""How am I supposed to find an egg in all this shit?"""
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"I just want to be fit enough to reach into my glove compartment, without crying."
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implant. One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean."
"Having some romantic time with yo girl when she asks you to go deeper But you run out of poems."
"Mom She gave me life She gave me love She gave me sarcasm She gave me the ability to cut brake lines so that it looks like an accident."
"""Nine Foods You Should Never Eat Again"" Also known as the contents of my refrigerator."
"Why did the octopus become an electrician? Because many hands make light work."
"Chinese magican Did you hear about the Chinese Magican who did magic with Chocolate? I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve."
"*man choking* Is there a doc in the house? *Dr Pepper rises* *searches man's pockets* Hey ur no doctor! *moustache falls off* *it's Mr Pibb*"
"Me and my wife decided to form a suicide pact... Weird thing was that after she killed herself, I didn't feel like dying anymore."