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Joke of the Day

"ATTENTION: We will be performing live power tool identification exercises today. This is not a drill."

"What car does Catwoman drive? A Purrgeot."

"The Republican Party has shown its support for the mentally ill by nominating Trump for President! Well, support for at least one of them. (here come the trolls and bots)"

"Why do they call them brrr-itos when they're not even cold?"

"When an intoxicated person is blabbering, 60% of whatever he/she says is true."

"Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk? He wanted to work overtime."

"Mom 1: My son's gonna be a pro baseball player Mom 2: Mines gonna be a doctor Me: My son shows strong signs of being able to escape prison"

"What does a Super Saiyan always put on his sandwich? Ka-Mayomayo"

"When a Black Hole Crosses Your Path Nature abhors a vacuum, but not as much as a cat does."

"Do you like dragons? I'll be dragon deez nuts across ya head shortly."