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Joke of the Day
"When an intoxicated person is blabbering, 60% of whatever he/she says is true."
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"What was the dog doing on the turnpike? About seven miles an hour."
"Nickelback walks into a bar...there's no punch line because ruining music isn't funny."
"Build a man a fire, he remains warm for the day But set a man on fire, he is warm for the rest of his life"
"Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton from a bunch of dead bodies? A: He's the stiff one."
"WINDOWS 10 because SEVEN EIGHT NINE! That's all."
"Call 613-745-1576 for good time"
"I was about to be given a yellow card for punching another player in the face, but then the ref noticed I was an amputee. No arm, no foul."
"""Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them?"""
"Atoms are Liars... They make up everything."