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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Mexican take xanax? Hispanic attacks."

"What's E.T short for? ...'cause he's got little legs"

"Why isn't North Korea democratic? Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection"

"I met Cosby once and I remember him being just a wonderful person. I don't remember much after that."

"Princess Diana died of dandruff They found her head and shoulders in the glove box."

"What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA? A strongly worded reprimand from the university's board of regents, and an immediate withdrawal of your funding."

"Why should you never high five someone in the gallows... Because they always leave you hang'n"

"I hate thinking of new passwords. Last time I did I chose ""Penis."" But got the error: Your password is too short. I tried BBCPenis, that was too many characters. Guess that ones too long."

"God Gave Man a penis and a brain... But not enough blood to use both at the same time"

"Irony. The other day my friend was telling me that I didn't understand what irony was. Which is ironic because we were in a restaurant."