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Joke of the Day
"I dislike the word ""kidnapping""... I prefer ""surprise adoption""."
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"Did I ever tell you the story about the time I climbed Mount Everest? I made it up."
"The worst thing about being in my 40's is that I can't get teenaged girls to sleep with me. It's like being a teenager again."
"[6:00pm] i will not snack tonight i will not snack tonight i will not snack tonight [11:00pm] yay i did it! [11:01pm] *preheats oven*"
"Lil Wayne is like if a doctor's handwriting came to life."
"Chili today, Hot tamale."
"Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths."
"I remember when social networking was something that happened in person. How awkward."
"It's only perverted if she says no.."
"Why the U.S suck at chess? 'Cuz they lost two towers"