87534

Joke of the Day

"A Mexican and a Black are in the car. Who is driving? The Cop."

"If we take a shower together and sing... Then we can do it while we duet"

"I'm not sure if I have constipation or diarrhoea. I'll find out by a process of elimination."

"Lawyers are safe company to have for girls. They will be concerned about Your Honour more than their own."

"Did you hear what they named the plane that carried nurse #1 to Maryland? The Ebola gay"

"A guy runs to your door and pleads, ""Someone's trying to kill me! Can I come in?"" How should you respond? ""I don't know. CAN you?"""

"It takes more muscles to frown than to smile. So, hate fun or have a fat face, your choice."

"What's Israel favorite martial arts style? Jew-jitsu"

"How did Hitler like his orange juice? Reposted. No? OK. Concentrated."

"What does Britain and a dead pig have in common? Both have been fucked by David Cameron."