94496

Joke of the Day

"I run a support group for sex addicts They're all in the other room sitting in a circle... OH MY GOD"

"Santa went to the doctor's Santa Claus went to the doctor's with a mince pie stuck up his arse. The doctor took one look at it and said ""no worries, I can give you some cream for that."""

"Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? He wanted to get a long little doggy"

"Have you heard of that movie, ""Constipation""? It's not out yet."

"How do you catch a unique horse? Unique up on it."

"Haiku to the cheating girlfriend A haiku is five, then seven then five again, but who cares you whore"

"Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the best ingredients, you cruel bastards."

"Interviewer: Why did you apply for this job? Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me."

"I love Ebay. Sold my homing pigeon 8 times last month.."

"If you buy orange juice with ""Some Pulp,"" it's time to pick a side."