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Joke of the Day
"Which anti-virus software do pirates prefer? Avast, ye scurvy dogs!"
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"""911? Help, my son has gone missing"" [baby lowers hands from eyes] ""Holy crap he just appeared out of nowhere"""
"What do you call a person with a nose but no body? Nobody knows"
"If i get a rat tail... If i get a rat tail on my chinese food, should i complain or is it on the house?"
"And so, Jesus said unto Peter ""Come forth and win yourself eternal glory"" But Peter came fifth and won himself a toaster"
"What do you call a psychic, midget fugitive? A small medium at large."
"The year 4542, artifacts are discovered from our once flourishing civilization. ""Looks like they worshiped apples."" said one archeologist."
"Dirty limericks? GO! [NSFW] There once was a girl named Alice Who used dynamite as a phallus They found her vagina in South Carolina And bits of her tits in Dallas"
"Well, I had to break up with the baker i've been dating She was just too kneady"
"I used to be a hypochondriac... But I got sick of it."