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Joke of the Day

"I went to see a Doctor today and apparently I'm a Paranoid racist!?! Well he didn't say anything actually.....But i knew the Black Cunt was thinking it."

"Instagram before the foods goes in, Twitter when the food goes out."

"My girlfriend dumped me for talking too much about video games what a ridiculous thing to fallout 4"

"What is the most well educated type of nut? Macademia."

"Betsy Ross: ""Let's put some happy little stars in a circle on the flag"" Many years later, an heir of hers, Bob, would say something similar"

"What did the O say to the 8? Nice belt."

"I was sitting on the toilet at 11:59 pm The clock turned to 12:00 and I thought to myself, ""Same shit, different day."""

"Here is my period story Period. End of story."

"Did you hear about the special offer at the Mexican carpet store? UNDERLAY UNDERLAY UNDERLAY!!!!!!!!"

"What kind of insect gets triggered on tumblr? A butthurtfly"