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Joke of the Day
"What is the most well educated type of nut? Macademia."
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"What do you get when you add root beer to a square cup? Beer."
"are you the girl who types everything said in court? ""yes"" I'm sorry *turns to prosecutor and answers his question with dolphin noises*"
"I wanted to have dinner before 8:30pm. So I told my wife that I absolutely needed it by 7:30pm."
"The difference between ""Girlfriend"" and ""Girl Friend"" is that little space in between we call the ""Friend Zone""."
"""I don't understand why people try to act drunk. I spend most of my time trying to act sober."" - Florida State"
"What does a sheep call a film it doesn't like? a baaahhhd movie. ( )"
"A man walks into a psychiatrist's office covered head to toe in cellophane. The psychiatrist says, ""Sir, I can clearly see you're nuts."""
"When a Vietnamese person has the same first and last name... It's a Nguyen Nguyen situation."
"When someone at the gym asks if I'm ""using that equipment"", I say ""No, my love for it is real."" To date, I'm the only one to find that funny"