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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend dumped me for talking too much about video games what a ridiculous thing to fallout 4"

"If you throw away an ice sculpture, is it justice?"

"This blizzard in NYC was just like my boyfriends penis lees than expected"

"What's the best way to fuck a red-headed virgin? gingerly (wrote this today, if anyone has ever heard it or can find a past use, I am dying to know)"

"Why is chili so annoying? Because it's always Jalopeno business."

"Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin? It wanted to play squash."

"She was only an undertaker's daughter ... ... but she knew how to handle a stiff"

"I'm not gonna be able to come out tonight I already sat down"

"What do you call a man with no body and no nose? Nobody knows..."

"The next World Cup is going to be held in Nevada FIFA Las Vegas"