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Joke of the Day

"I farted on an elevator, it was wrong on so many levels. From /r/PeterL"

"What do you call a news anchor with diarrhea? Anderson Pooper"

"My wife is like a Mermaid Below her pelvis, she smells like fish."

"Did you hear that Jenner accident was actually caused by the car? Bruce was having tranny problems."

"I needed to go to the toilet but we were out of toilet roll So I pissed in the sink"

"A skeleton walks into a bar, and asks the barman for a ""beer"" and ""a mop""."

"If Pringles really wanted the fun to never stop they'd make those tube things like 5 feet long."

"If you do a Google Image search for the number '241543903', you will find out why the human race is so fantastic."

"I got lost in a corn field. It was quite a maize."

"What kind of cereal does Ronda Rousey eat? Kix"