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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a far-ranging debate? A mass-debate."
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"Everyone hates their job until someone brings cupcakes in."
"friendzone how many ""friend-zoned"" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they'll just compliment it and get pissed when it won't screw."