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Joke of the Day

"What do you call Pixar porn? Fucked Up"

"I opened a company.... for guys with erectile dysfunction because I felt sorry for them. Now they all want a bloody raise."

"There's only two things I hate in this world: intolerance... and the Portuguese."

"My internet connection is just like my Ex-Girlfriend Unstable"

"Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center? Too many walkers."

"Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? Well, the wedding was terrible... but the reception was great!"

"How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet? With a shat nav."

"knock knock ""Who's there?"" ""KGB."" ""KGB wh--"" [slap recipient of the joke] ""Vee vill ask za questions!"""

"I'm not sure how messed up this is. What did Bill Cosby say when he was asked about the child abuse claims? Kids say the darnedest things."

"I'm so bad at math that the equation 2n + 2n is foreign to me..."