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Joke of the Day

"I'm so bad at math that the equation 2n + 2n is foreign to me..."

"*Looking through binoculars Awww, it looks like she forgot her password. I should remind her what it is."

"My friend has a compulsion to eat everything in sight, and as a result, he's put on a lot of weight... You might say he suffers from OBCD."

"Bobby Flay's sister is pretty big in the dessert game too. Sue Flay."

"Did you hear the story about the broken pencil? It's pointless."

"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank coffee before it was kewl."

"I was talking to a hot North African girl for hours. We just clicked"

"""Why was the slab of marble upset?"" ""He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite."""

"If the angel Gabriel came from heaven how was he so sure that Mary was pregnant?"

"Beef jerky is already so salty... I don't understand why they give you a salt packet in the bag."